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“Earl!! The entire mansion is tainted with EVIL…!!”

“Earl!! The entire mansion is tainted with EVIL…!!” published on

As opposed to select areas of the mansion being tainted with E. coli.

Mainlined the second half of Count Cain/Godchild. I’d been putting it off because I wasn’t feeling sufficiently Kaori Yuki. Now my head feels all funny. I worry that parasites are about to burst out of it for the entertainment of men with pretty hair.

There is nothing I can say about Count Cain/Godchild. It is too crazy. There’s a zombie and then several other zombies and a lamb and several hundred nonconsensual organ transplants and reverse-child-molestation, which is when the kid molests the grown-up, because the kid is actually a thirty-five year old with a gland problem, unless the kid is another zombie, or possibly a baby skull that mind-controls parades.

I don’t think anyone ever explained where all those baby skulls came from. In another series this would be a problem. In another series these would be spoilers.