Oct 09 2009
How To Make Me Feel Guilty If You Are My Cat
And I Have Just Picked You Up From The Vet.
1) Have a huge open wound on your neck where the vet drained an abscess. Also, a pathetic expression.
2) Run outside the moment I get the carrier open.
3) Stay outside even when it starts pouring rain, running away in a panic when I open the door to let you in.
4) Eventually come in and let me pet you for a second, leaving me with the sinking knowledge that I still have to get antibiotics down your throat later.
