Dad just got back from a legal conference, and he’s really sick. I wonder what the odds are that, if it doesn’t clear up, he can be convinced to either 1) stay home, or 2) go to the doctor.
(I’m also sick, but it started while he was gone, so I cannot blame the lawyers for my problems. I have no idea where I caught whatever it is – I barely went out the past couple of days, and I had the house to myself. Perhaps I have evolved to the point that I am capable of contracting disease via the internet.)