(spoilers for general premise of the angel series)
who were created by space travelers for terraforming purposes using sophisticated genetic engineering (but they don’t know that, they totally think they’re angels)
HAVE AN ANCIENT AND TO-THEM-MYSTERIOUS MACHINE THEY LISTEN TO MASSES ON
AND IT IS A CD PLAYER
HANG ON AND LET ME PUT THAT IN BOLDFACE, THIS’LL TAKE LIKE ONE SECOND
I am from the future where we balance checkbooks and think that’s pretty great.