Aw, Crying Four-Year-Old! And you seemed so happy when you had those gigantic sunglasses on yesterday! You were doing so good! Why’d you have to take them off, and then start crying again?
(Crying Four-Year-Old has apparently had some traumatic experience with, like, shapes. He ran out of the room to his mommy when I pulled out the shape flash cards at the end of class. Unless he was just getting tired.)