I stand by previous statements to the effect that muscle relaxants are awwwwesome.
But I append this: If you’re just going straight to bed anyway, hot chocolate with Nikka whiskey also works.
(I’m not drunk yet – I’ve got to stay awake another two or three hours if I don’t want to wake up at 3:00 AM again. (My brain seems to accept 5:00 AM as “too-early-but-whatever,” but if I’m up at 3:00 I just want to kill stuff all day. I got really, really mad at a pretend video game frog earlier. Said some pretty uncomplimentary things.))