DAD: [Name Redacted] called my office today! He was looking for a job.
ME: Don’t hire him.
DAD: Why not?
ME: He’s a Republican.
DAD: He’s a Republican?
ME: And he’s lazy.
DAD: Uh-huh…
ME: And he lies.
DAD: Anything else you’d like to say?
ME: He has bad hair. And his Facebook profile is insipid.