Jan 14 2008

I’m Not Going To Be Able To Help You With That

Tag: wtf internet — 9:05 pm

According to my referrer logs, over the past several months, this journal has failed comprehensively to help people with the following:

The Big Questions:

  • can you show me some oof the food that pandas eat?
  • ask jeeves who to talk to if i think someone has faked their own death?
  • accidentally shoplifted should i go back to the store
  • who is that lady walking in the crestor commercial
  • what does it mean to play god?
  • what happened in kare kano by masami tsuda

Bleeding:

  • pineapple rectal bleeding
  • when is rectal bleeding serious
  • hives rectal bleeding
  • hives and rectal bleeding
  • rectal bleeding cat
  • cat has rectal bleeding

Other Urgent Problems: