Gandalf is afraid of what’ll happen if he wakes him up, so he’s sitting down over here instead.
This family strongly believes that names for pets must, out-of-context, make all descriptions of their behavior appear to be excerpts from NC-17-rated crossover fanfic.
Other mental exercises:
Ophelia bitch-slapped Kim Jong Il* at dinner, and I had to separate them.
Gigi‘s probably not going to come down until we get Lenin inside.
Michael Faraday is having his testicles removed next week.
* The cat was actually named after the original Pink Ranger. I have since mentally changed the attribution several times (she was Kim from Doonesbury for a while) because she’s technically my cat and I can.