Me: So at the party last night, did you guys lock a bunch of people out in the snow for a couple minutes?
Kon: *heh heh heh* Yeeeeah.
Me: That was rather unkind of you.
Kon, eyes cast heavenward: Well, I didn’t do it.
I believe this. Because he was at the piano bench both times I went out there earlier on, and I’ll bet he was the one playing something cheerful while the people outside were banging on the doors.