Girl Out In The Common Room: Oh, it’s going to be 21 degrees on my birthday! We could have an outdoor party!
Guy Out In The Common Room: What? No!
Another Girl: Bonfire!
Guy: No! No!
I still feel kind of horrible. I wonder if it would help my insomnia tonight if I held my nose and drank that alcoholic beverage I still have in the fridge? Or does the soporific effect not kick in unless you drink enough to get a hangover? Because I imagine that would be at least an equally bad way to start the week. Alcohol is mysterious.
Oh, wait, you’re not supposed to drink with cold medicine anyway.