thegeekgene: Dad bought a minivan, you know.
Me: What – no, he didn’t.
elongated_tito: He did. It’s red.
Mom: I know –
Me: Weren’t we, as of, like, less than twenty-four hours ago, buying a used Corolla and renting a minivan for a couple days?!
Mom: I don’t – I don’t want to talk about – I am irrational about this! I don’t want to talk about it!