Nov 24
Watching the dog show on TV
Dad: Oh – oh, honey, look – look – is that a Saint, there, is that a Saint Bernard -
Mom: That’s a Welsh Corgi, dear -
Dad: – I know that’s – I know I know I know I know! I’m not a complete idiot!
Me: Dad, did you just let the dogs lick the food off your shirt!?
Dad: …yes.

