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Popular entertainment is wrong about everything. It’s actually just really depressing and weird when people you didn’t get along with in grade school are on TV for stupid crimes.

(And I’m against the death penalty for whoever eventually murders me.)

And, uhhh… we took the puppy to the vet because there were living things in its waste, and during the two hours we spent in the waiting room with the woman who talked constantly to her Scottie I read an issue of Cat Fancy, and there were all these messed-up ads, and okay just what is this?

I guess it’s for if you’d like to keep a kinkajou in whom the force is strong, but the terms of your lease won’t allow it.