Goddamnit! “The Celery Queen” sounds like “Ellery Queen!” And Ellery Queen’s a mystery writer! I can’t name my Wispy Clairvoyant Agoraphobe (TM) something that sounds like a mystery writer, it’s… it’s inappropriate.

– but I’ve been calling her that for like two years aaaagh how the hell am I supposed to remember another name now?! –

I must’ve seen the name on a bookshelf and let my brain latch onto it. I hate my brain.