Anne Coulter is useful to me. She’s going to be on campus tomorrow having people pay her ten bucks to drink realllly old milk, or whatever she does, so people are dropping their shifts to go watch. This means I pick up said shifts. This means I *take Republicans’ money*. (If you exert your brain properly, that’s what it means.)
Though a bunch of people are only going so they can heckle her, and then there are the international students who don’t know who she is but figure all the Americans are talking about this, so maybe they’ll go and learn something new about our culture. So maybe I’m taking Democrats’ or um, or Whigs’ money, I don’t know.
I am partly posting this to remind me to go to work tomorrow.