Here is a lady selling jam recipes – which she will email you in PDF format – in the wristwatches section of eBay.
She is also selling some actual watches; in those auctions, she’s superimposed her name and some anime smilies in purple text over the photos, though she’s clearly borrowing them from somewhere herself. And she’s in the habit of affixing the word “stunning” to just any old thing. Like “Stunning Very Cute Cow Pin Brooch Enamel.” I wasn’t stunned, myself.
I broke my watch, is what brought this on. Hers are sadly all more than I’m willing to spend.